Jesus Couple


when a couple is so perfect together , they’re named a ‘jesus couple’. only rare special , good looking couples are allowed to be named a jesus couple. those who are a jesus couple are to be respected since they’re too perfect.
lauren : omfg , angelina & brad are a total jesus couple !
zaida : totally ! they’re perfect together !
lauren : i wish i was in a jesus couple !

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