Jesus Creepers


sandals, often birkenstocks.
ben is feeling really rather swish in his sandals, his feet are free to enjoy the summer air whilst still being protected and they allow him to wear 3/4 shorts without looking quite the fool.

or so he thinks…

friends: ‘gahaha! what’s with the jesus creepers, man?!’

chris is embarr-ssed.
old looking leather sandles, often with left over sand in them from previous vacations.
shelts, those jesus creepers are gay. get some like robbo`s, he`s fly.

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