jesus devil


an outwardly cool guy who is actually psychotic. in irish folklore, a demon with the same charisma as jesus christ.
he’s such a jesus devil: four girls pregnant simultaneously; three seperate court appearances—‘break and enter’, ‘make an officer of the law look like a suckrod’, ‘carnal knowledge of a horse’. plus next week, he auditions as a game show host.

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