Jesus Downhill


skiing downhill without turns or other means of slowing down with your arms outstretched to the side like jesus on the cross. once you’ve made it down the hill, your buds will tell you that you are blessed to have made it down without killing yourself and you celebrate with communion by taking a shot of a preferred liquor and a cracker. then you go back up and do it all over again.
let’s do a jesus downhill on that double black diamond run.

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