Jesus Eyes
1) eyes that are slightly glazed over and wide.
-enlarged pupils but not red
-could be mistaken as being on drugs.
-usually -ssociated with a blinding white smile.
2) judgmental tolerance; superficial
-tend to be flight attendants, members of choir groups and owner’s of craft-stores.
-support prop 8, wear pearls and look like stepford wives.
is she stoned or is she so fake that she has jesus eyes ?
2 more definitions
1) eyes that are slightly glazed over and wide.
-enlarged pupils but not red
-could be mistaken as being on drugs.
-usually -ssociated with a blinding white smile.
2) judgmental tolerance; superficial
-tend to be flight attendants, members of choir groups and owner’s of craft-stores.
-support prop 8, wear pearls and look like stepford wives.
is she stoned or is she so fake that she has jesus eyes ?
what you see when you sniff sharpie markers (as per dane cook)
but the black one always smelt like an -sshole didn’t it … i can’t stop guys, i can’t. i just saw jesus eyes! the marker showed me jesus eyes!
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