Jesus Face


1) being composed with a look of serenity &/or seriousness. level of calm that should be feared. state of mind for getting down to business.

2)the facade of christian composure.
i have my jesus face on and am ready to deal with those whiny little b-tches at work.

did you see those christians totally lose it? the didn’t have their jesus face on.

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