Jesus Feathered Christ


when saying jesus christ isn’t enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. “feathered” happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.
student 1: i know that isn’t your work. you for sure made that cr-p up!

student 2: what? that’s my work, i brought the ruckus on this -ssignment.

student 1: please, how you finna lie to me? that isn’t your work!

student 2: jesus feathered christ, it is my work! back off!

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