Jesus-fix
to fix a problem that has been stumping someone else in an incredibly simplistic way on your first try, often by hitting or touching the object in question. the method used to fix the device may have already been tried multiple times, but just didn’t work until you came along. this is reminiscent of how jesus christ supposedly healed the sick just by touching them.
my car horn was broken for months, but tanner jesus-fixed it on the first time he pushed it.
my friend’s phone wasn’t working for hours yesterday, but i came in and jesus-fixed it when i turned it off and on even though she had already tried that five times.
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