jesus fries


when a person sh-ts in the toilet, and the sh-t pieces float (or fall) together to make a cross, which the sh-tter than proceeds to worship. or, if they do not believe in christianity or g-d, they curse their sh-t pieces and proceed to claim their own one true prophet see mormon fries.
and behold, there in the water, was the one true magic, the very source of my worship…

jesus fries?

you’re godd-mn right, jesus fries, baby!

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