jesus fuck
a combination of jesus and f-ck to create the the ultimate sware word to offend all audiences.
1.) jesus f-ck what the h-ll is that?
2.) well jesus f-ck if she f-cks blubie she’ll f-ck anyone.
a combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, “jesus f-ck” is unique in its ability to offend d-mn near anyone.
notable for its use in the beginning of the leftover crack/citizen fish split cd deadline.
stza: well dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.
dictor: jesus f-ck! that’s a lot of pigs.
a curse word and highly irresponsible interjection.
(apologies to all you religious types, but it is used every now and then…)
mr a: hey, man, catch!
mr b: oh jesusf-ck! -smack-
a word that is the ultimate offensive word and example of frustration, by combining “jesus” & “f-ck” you can pretty much p-ss of anyone
“aww jesus f-ck, i dropped my gogirt.”
“let me get this straight, she likes tacos and s-x, jesus f-ck shes cool.”
“you punched out a pterodactyl, jesus f-ck thats bad-ss”
“jesus f-ck i lost mcgee”
-noun
1. an ecstasy-inducing religious experience.
2. a conversation between dating individuals who refuse to have s-x, and so choose, instead, to talk about their love for their lord and savior jesus christ.
-interjection
1. an exclamation that is markedly more serious than the traditional words “f-ck” or “jesus.” it is pr-nounced as if there is a comma between the two words: “jesus, f-ck”
person 1: what did you and that guy do last night? did you hook up?
person 2: you know, he is really religious and stuff. that got in the way, so we decided to jesus f-ck instead.
like jesus freaks.
“already being late for work this morning, i encountered one of those jesus f-cks and it stalled me an additional 5 minutes!”
when you lay her down on a crucifix, and nail her three times. on the third day, you’ll be able to get a rise again.
bob: “i heard sara got jesus f-cked last summer”.
tony: “is that where you put her on a crucifix and nail her three times?”
bob: “yeah dude.”
tony: “holy, holy, holy lord. g-d of power and might.”
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