Jesus hates you


1. a figure of speech meaning that you have bad luck

2. a possible death threat from a guy named jesus

3. funny to say to a religious person
person a: geez man, that’s some really bad luck. sh-t… jesus hates you!

person b: who’s jesus?

person a: not sure… it’s just a figure of speech. i think it was the leader of some cult back in medieval times.

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