Jesus Horse
a dinosaur. the term is used sarcastically to mock young earth creationists and their ludicrous -ssertion that dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
“oh yeah? well how do you explain the dinosaurs? what were they jesus horses?”
a jesushead’s dinosaur since they actually think dinosaurs existed in jesus’ time despite mountains of evidence and fossil records to the contrary. these young earth creationists also think g-d created the universe 6000 years ago and put man and jesus horses on the earth to coexist
non-jesushead: yo let’s go hit up the raptors game
jesushead: you mean the toronto jesus horses?
non-jesushead: i hate you
noun; commonly referred to as “jesus horses” by the duo armstrong and getty @aandgshow
noun; anything large and fun to ride that terrifies others, such as an suv
noun; dinosaur
“did you see that jesus horse, it was huge!”
“that’s like saying jesus horses don’t exist… what else can’t we teach!”
according to sat-rday night live’s weekend update team (jimmy fallon and tiny fay), “jesus horses” are defined in the following excerpt: “a supreme court in geaorgia ruled that high school biology teachers were permitted to continue using the term ‘evolution’ when teaching their cl-sses. however as a compromise, they must now refer to dinosaurs as ‘jesus horses’.”
my son timmy loves to learn about jesus horses. his favorite jesus horse is the t-rex.
the compromise for someone who doesn’t believe in evolution; if the person who doesn’t believe in evolution believes in evolution, the other kids who do must call dinosaurs jesus horses
tommy: stephen, if you start to believe in evolution, we will compromise; we will start calling dinosaurs jesus horses.
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