Jesus Jingle Bell Christ


a phrase said out of fright or pure anger towards an event that occurred or is about to. normally said around the holidays to get more into the christmas spirit.
john: hey dad, i accidentally starting a fire from all the christmas lights outside the house.
john’s dad: jesus jingle bell christ!!!

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