Jesus joint


a marijuana cigarette rolled with bible pages in lieu of joint papers.
“hey, caleb, we should roll a joint!”

“i wish we could, brandon, but we don’t have any papers.”

“wait! i have my bible! let’s roll a jesus joint!”

“oh joyous day! our afternoon is saved! quick, i’ll race ya to 1st john!”
a marijuana cigarette created by using the roaches of p-ss joints smoked, thus resurrecting the past joints into one super joint.
e-dawg – “let’s blaze one, yo.”
jdizzle – “we ain’t got not weed, g.”
e-dawg – “you got roaches?”
jdizzle & e-dawg – “jesus joint!”

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