jesus juice
wine
jesus turned water into wine, wine represents or is(depending on your belief) the blood of christ in holy communion ceremonies. jesus juice is the wine used for holy communion.
yeah very funny. it’s a terrible wine. they just call it that to make it sound glamorous or something. and the food stinks. usually, this junk, you know? even if you like to eat, you couldn’t eat it.
yeah but sometimes, you see, it’s not that easy, you know what i mean? it’s not all the cupcakes and jesus juice like you might -ssume.
jesus juice is a kool-aid but with poison in it. it is not c-ke with beer or any other alcohalic beverage in it.it was used by the leader of some guy using religion to get people to do what he wants.
noob:guys! the havens r coming! drink the jesus juice!!
everyone:-dies of drinking jesus juice-
the cheap wine that is served with the jesus crackers at communion
at the christian church, my friends and i were excited when the jesus juice got p-ssed around
all alc mixed together
grabb all tht sh-t dude we are making jesus juice
well its basically..kahlula, vodka, rum, whisky, rye, and sprite with a lil bit of orange pop. devon my brah made it up and its pretty awesome we get crunked off of it all the time good times on may long man
jesus juice the ultimate drinkit all took place on may long and it doesnt give you too bad of a hang over/. no it actually goes we drank like 3 pitchers of water after that
like c-m but is a word taking the p-ss out off jesus.
dave:what are you drinking?
rhys:i am drinking my dads jesusjuice.
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