Jesus loves you
common word in beggers language.
best used with phrase “g-d bleess you” with or without “…and have a nice day!”
jc!omg!
“spare a coin?”
-“go away!”
“jesus loves you!”
1 more definition
when someone that shares the same faith as you but has absolutely no intention of helping you nor wants to get invloved with your personal problems. also is a typical expression used by overly churched individuals who are incapable of giving a real heart to heart advice.
isaac: dude whats wrong
josh: man my dog just got run over by a semi truck
isaac: im sorry man but umm hey! jesus loves you!
josh: uh? thanks?
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