Jesus Mother Licker
one who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. as high as jesus. a concieted mama’s boy.
“yo, who do ya think ya are?! just cuz you got millions in da bank don’t give you the right to act like a jesus mother licker.”
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a common cuddling position where the man, usually, is laying flat on his back with his arms outspread, reminiscent of jesus’ position on the cross. the girl, usually, will then be cuddled up against the guy’s side, in fetal position. this is a more advanced cuddling position. they’re getting pretty serious. homeboy’s got her jesus-to-fetus
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used to describe a long, tall, and bent object. joshua: whoa, that guy stepped on that 100 foot pice of rebar so hard, it became jew-nosed. aberaham: tell me about it.
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clairvoyant voodoo technique used by pygmy dwarves beneath bhutan to enhance olfactory sensitivity that enables one to discern a person’s thoughts through the smell of their sweat. girl one: jesus f-cking christ, it’s like she knows what i’m thinking all the time! girl two: this is because she has the power of ji-may-may.
- Jim Caldwell
1. (n.) the emotionless, expressionless, possibly thoughtless coach of the indianapolis colts. 2. (n.) any dead guy with a headset on. 3. (v.) to botch a perfect thing for no reason at all, and in the process to tear the scr-t-m off an entire city, while alienating one’s comrades–and the rest of the nation–in the […]
- Jim Horan
free always and forever “are you busy this weekend?” “no. i’m jim horan.”