jesus people


people who claim to be christian, but are, in reality, attatched to an image of a man who, if he were alive today, would be committed to a mental hospital for claiming to be the son of g-d.

a group who would rather put tacky fish emblems on their car, instead of read the book that is supposedly their be all end all.

people who claim to know more about the world because of their relationship with someone they know nothing about.

people obsessed with an image of piety, rather than actually being pious.
christians are ok, it’s the jesus people that ruin things.

the stupid jesus people gave me another d-mn pamphlet.

i don’t care if the jesus people think i’m going to h-ll, they’re all idiots.

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