Jesus Platform Sandals
magical shoes. similar to the brown sandals jesus wore except.. they are platform. they can make anyone s-xy. even you. (except for bishnas) (they are evil creatures).
lucinda: omg, did you hear about the new jesus platform sandals?
eugene: yes. i bought them. now im a s-xy boy.
lucinda: yes, yes you are 😉 did you see bishna bought them?
eugene: yes.. shes still a bishna though.
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