Jesus price
an exorbitant price quoted in response to an enquiry, often in bargaining situations in markets etc. where haggling is usual.
an over optimistic price quoted in the hope of snaring an unsuspecting buyer, tourist etc.
said by the prospective purchaser to indicate that they know roughly what something is worth and are not going to pay over the odds.
man standing in front of shop selling oriental rugs, shopkeeper approaches:
“how much is that one (pointing to a nice example)…but don’t quote me no jesus price”
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