Jesus rail


n.

the p-ssenger hand rail above the car window. used by people who can’t drive, those who prefer to be in control, or frightened mothers.
(in car, driver accelerates)

p-ssenger: jesus! (holding onto car hand rail for dear life)
driver: you don’t have to hold onto the jesus rail, i’m doing the speed limit!

p-ssenger: (holding onto car hand rail, eyes closed)
driver: stop holding the jesus rail, i’m not trying to kill you!

etc.

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