Jesus Ranch


a place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.

a nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don’t mind the smell of sh-t.

the natural habitat of the silver stripped mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.
“i come uppon a silver stripped mushroom and i fly…”
don’t visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in france. and it smells of sh-t.
i’m taking a walk in the woods… it’s nice outside. smells of sh-t.

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