jesus saves!


what you yell out loud when jesus the goalie blocks a puck from entering the net.
he’s going for the shot…but the goalie blocks it! jesus saves! what a save by jesus!
something written in the sh-tter of a bar, to which you find the reply. “don’t write on my bathroom walls and i won’t sh-t in your church”
jesus saves!, wrong, politically uncorrect,jesus, save, saves, wha’d he say?

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