Jesus Spanking


when you do something that you know is wrong and g-d comes back to get you for it later.
1. obama is a cr-ppy president and makes bad choices….so jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. a child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. that my friends…is a jesus spanking.

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