Jesus Tapdancing Christ
used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. since christians don’t like using the lords name in vain, i would suggest not saying this in a church. other uses :holy sh-t, f-ck, jesus christ
good. jesus tapdancing christ i won the lottery!
bad. i got another flat tire. jesus tapdancing christ!.
i word originating for the character mr. garison from south park meaning the same as “good mother of michal jackson!!”
oh my gosh! jesus tap-dancing christ!! what is that thing??
blasphemous, explitive, expression of disgust, or frustration. may be used in place of explitives such as ‘god d-mn it.’
“what, i have to provide an example, jesus tap dancing christ!”
exclaiming jesus and invoking his name in such a way, that it seems like a diplomatic approach.
jesus tap dancing christ martha ! bertha just had twins, and they have 2 right feet.
a reason to shout out this word is..to be in utter dismay, to see something so insanely intense, you’ll sh-t bricks for a week, handicapping you to walk like you have a d-ld- shoved up your -ss.
warning: saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how bill cosby says “g-d dammit!”, or “jesus christ!”, even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a d-ld- shoved down his throat.
little sally: hiya little billy!
little billy: hey sally!
-sally gets orbital nuked, while being eaten by the kool-aid man-
little billy: holy jesus tap dancing christ!
-billy sh-ts bricks, tap-dances home with d-ld- shoved up his -ss, and tells parents about what happened to sally which then causes a ‘brick-sh-tting chain reaction-
instead of using the word”jesus christ!”you would use “jesus tap dancing christ!”
jesus tap dancing christ you smell bad.
an exclamation showing extreme surprise, anger, frusteration, or pain. because it is mildly blasphemous, it should be used only under the most extreme of negative situations.
i think my left not just got run over by a car…jesus tapdancing christ!
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