Jesus Tits


1. an expression that means “oh my gosh” or “holy cow.” usually used when one party surprises another.

2. a unit of measurement on the t-t scale. a rating system for people and things.
1. steve: jesus t-ts! did you see the way randy lost that poker tournament???

2. shea: what would you consider that girl? is she anti-t-t or just t-ts?

mike: she is definitly jesus t-ts.
expression of shock
“jesus t-ts, that womans got a big rack!”
a exclamation of pain,joy,ect.
jesus t-ts i stubbed my toe.
jesus t-ts thats an awesome purse.
expression similar to “what the f-ck!” often used in poker tournaments and the whatnot
“jesus t-t, will you please pay attention and not be such a d-ckneck.”
an exclamation of anger or more properly amazement. the emphasis is usually placed on the word ‘t-ts’.
“jesus t-ts!”, george exclaimed upon coming out of the strip bar and seeing his new convertable filled with quick setting concrete.
generic exclamation of shock, disgust, disbelief, or awe (not necessarily originating from subjects related to christianity nor female anatomy); usually followed by a pr-noun in practice
“jesus t-ts, man, how could you have forgotten the bottle opener…again!” or “jesus t-ts, dude, that thing missed my ear less than an inch!”
(idiom) exclaimation. one step up from jesus h christ, but not quiote jesus f-cking kike. the word t-ts is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.
j’us t-ts!

jaysus t-ts!

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