jesus walks


a term used to signify that something has gone well, often in a case where a lucky turn of events has gone in your favour.
person 1: “sh-t, i got in to a car accident today, but the person i hit was a hot chick and i ended up railing her”
person 2: “holy sh-t, jesus walks”
a song by kanye west. also a dance created by kanye west while performing the song on stage at a concert.
1. “jesus walks” is a good song

2. look at that dude on the dancefloor! he’s bustin’ out the jesus walks!
a long journey that can only be done by walking
bloke1: “sup man i had to do a jesus walk from seven sisters to ponders end”

bloke2: “raaah thats a propa jesus walk”
a really long walk, like the kind people in jesus’ times had to make because they didn’t have hondas yet.
steve: “man i was just going to the corner store but i decided to keep walking and was out for 2 hours!”
jim: “d-mn, quite a jesuswalk there!”
a person who wears beat up, dirty sandals, open toed and with no sox on.
d-mn son, look at him with those jesus walks on.
a wierdo song written by kanye west
that queer song “jesus walks” scares the h-ll outta me

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