Jesus Wheeled


when a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying “jesus take the wheel!”
“i just got jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!”

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