Jesusgasm
when followers of the christian faith are so enamored by the power of jesus they lose total control of their limbs and lift their hands to the lord in praise. this action is usually accompanied by heads hung back, mouths agape in throws of p-ssion and may, or may not, include tears or bodily fluids of some kind. as witnessed in videos such as, “i can only imagine” or “in christ alone”.
example 1: did you see jenny last night during the screening of the p-ssion of the christ? she was totally jesusgasming all over the place!
example 2: (in a place of worship) dad stop jesusgasming we’re in the front pew and everyone is staring.
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