Jesusjunkie
when the most important thing in a person’s life, over family, friends and ones own life is jesus, that person is considered a jesusjunkie
“jesus is the most important thing in my life”
“you’re a jesusjunkie, take your g-dgoggles off, you christard”
an old school g-d-fearing person on crack. a person who gets so hopped up on church sermons that they reject anything that doesn’t pay tribute to g-d in some way.
this person may pretend to know everything about something because they go to church.
telltale signs: pre-set gospel radio, going to church more than twice a week, judging something/someone based purely on outward appearance.
“oh my g-d, did you see the new star trek?”
“no, my friggin’ mom said it’s too evil.”
“evil?”
“yeah, it’s a good indication she’s a real jesus junkie.”
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