Jesusplosion
jesusplosion
1. (n.) a burst of one jesus or multiple jesi from a single and relatively compact location.
2. (n.) a sudden and violent outburst of love for the christ man that results in bodily rupturing, sometimes internal but usually also external, and often on a large scale.
3. (n.) a sudden and violent outburst of love for the christ man that results in -j-c-l-t–n, often on a large scale.
1. look, timmy’s having a jesusplosion! look at all the tiny smiling jesi that are streaming out of his bl–dy, ragged corpse on their way to the promised land.
2. a particularly intense sunday morning service by mr. t caused a righteous and m-ssive jesusplosion today, killing hundreds of devout churchgoers.
3. a particularly intense sunday morning service by mr. t caused a righteous and m-ssive jesusplosion today, satisfying hundreds of devout churchgoers.
by lord of the fries april 20, 2006
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