Jesustologist
a new suicide cult/religion that believes in jesus. they believe that he was sent to earth to be totally frickin’ sweet and stuff, and the romans/italians like totally didn’t like that so they killed him in the least cool way possible. so today we believe that the romans/italians are complete -sses for killing the coolest guy ever.
dav is such a jesustologist he’d kill himself if you proved jesus never existed.
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