Jet Belly
when you fly the g-sses in your body start to expand. the cabin of most commercial airplanes have a pressure of around 10,000 feet. that allows the lighter gas in your body to expand. causing pressure in your body and needing some way to escape. only 2 ways out.
have you noticed you tend to want to fart on a plane. some times quite often. you see i am a flight attendant for an airline and i tend to get jet belly a lot. its not my fault i need to fart when i am handing you a c-ke and a bag of nuts. enjoy the extra gas in your club soda next time you ask for a drink.
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