Jet Blue exit
a “jet blue exit” epitomizes the “i quit!” we have all dreamed about, the style in which we’d all like to leave our jobs. tell off the boss, thumb your nose at your co-workers, set that stack of customer service complaints on fire, grab a beer and hit the tarmac running.
my manager was riding me so hard this afternoon i came this >< close to pulling a jet blue exit and telling her where to shove her expense reports.
noun: to leave a job while making a flamboyant gesture; a way of saying "f-ck you" in a literal or symbolic sense.
jetblue exit: based on incident when jetblue flight attendant steven slater departed his aircraft (and his employment) via the emergency slide while carrying a stolen beer.
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