jet lag disease
a condition that occurrs after a person who has traveled for a vacation out of state or overseas comes home, and comes down with a cold, flu, and various other ickiness and then proceeds to contaminate others in their vicinity.
peter: molly, are you ok? did you catch the flu?
molly: i dunno, peter… i just think i got andy’s stupid jet lag disease from his trip to london.
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