Jet Li
1) a wicked fast kung fu champion who is makin movies now.
2) actually a peace loving buddhist who now lives in hollywood.
3) whup -ss
shut up. dont make me jet li ur -ss!!
a famous martial arts (wu shu)student and performer, who has made many films in china and the united states. he has also one won the national wu shu championship 5 times.
jet li is dynamic and exhilerating martial artist.
made many great movies in china. made really cr-ppy movies in america
romeo must die, the one, cradle to the grave all sucked bad
a martial artist who won a tournament when he was about 7. hes kinda short. made some great movies in hong kong like once upon a time in china trilogy, tai chi masters(hero is ok but not that great). made some sh-ty movies in hollywood like the one, the only one thats decent enough to watch is kiss of the dragon.
so do you like bruce or jet li?
me: both!!
jet li is a real life buddhist ninja who eagle claw fisted the 2004 tsunami and won. he could definitely make iron man cry.
jet li is the only man who could round-house kick chuck norris.
bad-ss m-f-, who gonna dominate your mother.
yo yo yo nilka, jetli gonna cut yo -ss if you don’t recaniezee.
wind, light
very fast
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