Jethrosexual

someone who embodies the timeless styling made famous by the band jethro tull in an overtly s-xual manner. usually seen wearing knee high moccasins, long hair, tight pants, tight striped pants, etc. while playing flute in the park.
hey, check out that jethros-xual with lace up knee high moccasins playing flute in the park. he’s really got it.
(a) a redneck heteros-xual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by layering flannel, regular -ss picking, and stuffing snuff into his lower lip
(b) a closeted h-m-s-xual, mountain man/redneck/hillbilly.
when that jethros-xual walked into the bar, my sphincter tensed up and i could hear the banjos from deliverance playing in the background.
a redneck metros-xual, one whose personal image projects sensitivity, soulfulness, refinement, and a willingness to pay attention to a lady’s deepest needs. a blue-stater whose sense of personal style would probably get him beaten up in a typical redneck bar. a strain of southern masculinity which runs counter to the nascar-watching, jack daniels-swilling, wife-beating, trailer park-living stereotype.
those guys in lady antebellum are a couple of jethros-xuals.
if the bee gees had a little tw-ng, they’d be superb jethros-xuals.