Jetturbating
using the jets of a pool, hot tub, or any similar structure to derive pleasure; effectively masturbating but removing the necessity of touching the genital region.
kim: i walked in on chad in the hot tub! he said he was just trying to clean his junk, but i could tell he was jetturbating.
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