Jew Acrobatics
using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one’s way out of paying a bill or debt. alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.
all it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some jew acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.
n. the act of a non-athletic jew suddenly gaining acrobatic-like abilities in any sports game
pons: dayaaamm, nice shot jew!
gibby: got mah jew acrobatics!
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