jew bacon


when the left over circ-mcised part of a jew’s p-n-s is made into bacon.
tori, jess, and julia all ate jew bacon for lunch on day 3.
the part of the jew’s d-ck that gets cut off during circ-mcision.
best when served fried like normal bacon.
julia, jess, and tori ate jew bacon on day 2.
something one wants or finds appealing but knows it is forbidden or otherwise unattainable.
man, that highschool chick is totally jewbacon.

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