Jew Bait
noun (denotes both singular and plural): any coin, preferably shiny, of a small denomination that most ordinary people would not bother killing or dying for.
charles couldn’t understand how mordecai downed in a shallow fountain until he discovered that it was littered with jew bait.
v: to engage in the duplicitous and unethical practice of seducing a person of jewish descent, only to abruptly demand an apology for the murder of jesus. this startling demand often occurs after a moment of shared intimacy.
you can only imagine my dismay to discover, on the very day that i purchased an engagement ring, that she had been jewbaiting me this whole time.
following mel gibson’s highly-publicized tirade of anti-semitic remarks, some west-coast hipsters have begun employing the slang term “to gibson” in lieu of the more commonly accepted “to jewbait.”
v. the act of secretly sticking money to someone’s back in an attempt to getting that person tackled by jews.
that dude was p-ssing me off so i taped a dollar bill to his back and jewbaited him!
money.
currency.
cash.
bread.
if you want to attract jews, you’re gonna need plenty of jewbait.
“jewbait” or”jew bait” is an innocent-sounding or innocently ignorant sentence, expression or trope that is designed to anger a person of jewish descent, or railroad the conversation.
“the n-z- symbol swastika should be legal in germany — after all, originally it was a native american symbol first.”
“nice try — but that’s just jewbait.”
change, loose coins: what jewish people live off of
guy 1: d-mn dude, i hate loose change!
guy 2: naw man, thats good jewbait you have there, save that for some jews.
guy 1: oh, thanks man!
any red haired person or any person pertaining to jewish things.
carrot top and your synagogues rabbi are jew baits.
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