Jew Bake


used to describe any place that is too warm; i.e. the inside of a cremation oven.
when todd walked into his grandma’s room he said, “it’s hotter than a jew bake in here”.
slang for a jr bacon cheeseburger from wendys
hay, give me two jewbakes!
pretty self-explanatory

.. for the less knowledgable ones, it is the act of burning a jew whether in a oven or tied around a wooden pole.
dave: i just pwned that jewbake
to cook beyond well done, burnt to a delightfully crunchy crisp, blackened to an african color…preferably in a giant oven
example 1:
cook: oh f-ck!! i jewbaked those brownies f-ckity f-ck f-ck!
example 2:
dude: i’d like a bacon cheeseburger with a n soj.
waitress: how would you like that cooked?
dude: jewbaked please.
waitress: of course…..psst meet me in the bathroom and we’ll have wild rac–n s-x!

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