jew-balls

when you have the money to purchase something you want, but are afraid to spend it.
“dude, youve got enough cash, but if you just keep staring at that flat screen, youre just gonna get jew-b-lls!”
someone who exhibits extreme jewish behavior. that one jewish person who is always talking about temple and the torah.
ben is such a jewball.
to give somebody an inadequate amount of something.
hey man. don’t jewball me. there are plenty of mashed potatos.
a less intense version of any of the following…
baseball
basketball
football
etc.
the boys were playing jewball at jordan’s house.
jewball is an intense form of piggy in the middle. players sit/stand in a circle with 1 person in the middle “the jew”. players must keep the ball away from the jew by throwing, kicking or bouncing it to other players in the circle. “the jew” can try and wrestle the ball off a player but only has 10 seconds to do so if he fails then he must return to the centre and play is resumed.

if “the jew” gets hold of the ball, either loose or wrestled, then he swaps with the person who touched it last.

there is also the opportunity to “jewmiliate” – the ball can be thrown at “the jew” at any time in the hope that it will bounce away and “the jew” is unable to catch it. – if successful then “jewmiliation” is shouted.

jewball does not condone racism and is not intended as such – it is just meant as a light hearted game. the name can be changed to whatever the group decides.
“you have been jewmilitated”

“wanna play jewball”

“jewmilitate him”

“man you missed out on jewball, we jumiliated chris so many times”

“jewball is not meant as a racist game”
a man who has giant t-st-cl-s.
“he has some jew b-lls.”
the old, crusty, disgusting scr-t-m of an uncirc-mcised jew.
jew man – suck my d-ck you wh-r-.

jew woman – h-ll no, you have them jew b-lls.