Jew Bandit


a term describing someone, regardless of whether or not they are of the jewish faith, that constantly h-ssles another person into giving them money, usually for useless purposes. they in turn will resist your attempts to borrow money yourself or fail to pay back and indebted money.
jack: ah sh-t, that motherf-cker dave borrowed my last 5 bucks. now i have to use my god d-mn debit card to buy a lousy pack of gum.

matt: yeah i know what you mean; dave is such a jew bandit.

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