Jew Curl


a curl that is rather disgusting and sticks to your head in a matted mess

usually around your face.
omg did you see daniels jew curl!? it was disgusting.
when a jew has two locks of hair on either side of thier head that are uber curly
bob from accounting: d-mn did you see fred from the mailroom?
richard from customer service: yeah he had some huge -ssed jew-curls.
the way that h-ssidic jews wear there hair. they have them curled and also where suits all the time. the are the strictest of all the jewish religions
catholic kids: look at those h-ssidic jews and their stupid jew curls

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