jew hit
baseball term relating to a weak hit. i.e a bloop or infield hit where it seems it was all luck
joe hits one off the end of the bat weakly to the third baseman and beats the throw
scorekeeper: was that a hit?
coach: no just a jew hit
the jew hit is the point at wich the bowl is ashed and only one person is convinced that there is still green. there is often a jew hitter in the circle.
-lemme hit it dude!
-no way man its ashed.
-f-ck that ill hit it anyways.
-what a jewhit
when hit an object and something really gay happens and it is total sh-t and the luckiest thing in the world.
ppl are playing ping pong and its nicks the side and goes off in a different direction that is a jew hit.
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