Jew-Jitsu


ancient martial art created by mortichai weinstein in the ages of jesus. ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of grace, coveting, and throwing ninja stars-of-david
man, that ninjew really kicked their -sses. he must study onder the hebrew guru.
to fight someone in court.
i beat that boys -ss!

yeah, but now he’s gonna throw some jew jitsu on you!
the kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. typically it involves throwing stars of david.
hey barry goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don’t mess with him.
a jewish martial art.
a thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the f-ck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.
a jew that knows jujitsu.
he could kick yo -ss jew jitsu style!
1) the art of combat in which the victor takes any money or belongings from his or her opponent. if there is a tie, the two jews must fight over a penny… hence, the invention of copper wire.
jew: thanks for the gold, p-ssy.

victim: g-dd-mnit i f-cking hate these f-cking jews and their jewjitsu bullsh-t…
the martial art of avoiding debt
floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. he must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of jew-jitsu

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