Jew Juice


the juice of the jews. drinking it gives anyone the ability to be a jew for 24 hours
jordyn gave me some jew juice. i now can finish my taxes.
a drink to go along with a jew bagel. this generally is orange juice, however, on some occasions, it can be subst-tuted with grape juice or apple juice.
i need some jew juice to wash down my jew bagel, stat!
dr. brown’s creme soda (regular or diet)
when spoont returns to durham, a city that lacks any significant jewish population, he is forced to import cases of diet jew juice from boca (the jewish capital of the western hemisphere).
(v) a jewish person urinating on his or her s-x partner and then they lick it off, then transfer from mouth to mouth.
sabrina loves jew juice

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