Jew luck


an occurrence or set of strange circ-mstances which normally benefits a jew.
friend one:
have you tried calling nathan about the party tonight?

friend two:
no, don’t bother. his jewish princess used his phone again and now it’s broken for the third time. she has a serious case of jew luck.

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