Jew-rassic Park


every jew’s favourite movie in which scientists clone prehistoric hebrews such as the rabbi-saurus-rex to populate a theme park which suffers a major security breakdown and releases the jews.
“lechaim! me and the mini-jews watched jew-r-ssic park this weekend, phew, i cant believe i spent a dime! ahhhh..”
every jew’s favourite movie in which scientists clone prehistoric hebrews such as the rabbi-saurus-rex to populate a theme park which suffers a major security breakdown and releases the jews.
“lechaim! me and the mini-jews watched jew-r-ssic park this weekend, phew, i cant believe i spent a dime! ahhhh..”

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